Smellypuff
a person who spends a large proportion of their day puffing small gusts of air from their posterior and pretending it wasn’t them (despite the accompanying soundtrack/telltale stench).
non-stinky person: dear me, someone’s a smellypuff today! where’s the febreze?
smellypuff:um, yeah, think it must be the cat. he went out for a vindaloo last night. felix, control yourself! think i can hear a trumpet playing outside …
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