Smelsted


a short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. this icelandic species cannot function without clutching a jumbo vanilla bean latte at all times. the curious smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal p-ssages of those who cross her path. she may be randomly spotted driving a mercury topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.
“smelly mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea”

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