Smelt Batter



the s-xual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans v-g-n- and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(this method of conception is how justin beiber was concieved.)
justin beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

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