a small p-n-s
when i had s-x with timmy, it just wasn’t fun. he had a smenis that didn’t feel good in my v-g-n-
a below average p-n-s, or small p-n-s
when he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
the act of smothering with p-n-s
when johnnie pulled out his c-ck, sally ran away in fear she might be smenised.
#smother #p-n-s #smoob #c-ck #smallls
abreviated term for “smells like p-n-s”
after jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said “oh man! smenis”
“did you catch a whif of dan’s breath the other day? it was totally smenis”
- The Triphecto
when 3 men or women all of the same s-x f-ck one woman or man at the same time. a woman is preferable as the one and 3 men as the f-ckers. one man lays bottom of the stack penatraiting the female -ss. the second man f-cks the woman in the p-ssy. and the final […]
- Baby Burrito
a adorable baby wrapped in a blanket. awwwww, that baby burrito is snug as a bug in a rug!
- clementine scheiss nig
a clementine scheiss nig is a phrase one uses when blowing off steam after extreme frustration. also a phrase one would use when being mildly racist towards the kids of evanston f-ck. i got scored on in rocket league. clementine scheiss nig!
- Raise your level
to push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the nba. #step up your game #get hard #get better #improve
a ship between connor franta and tyler oakley. friend: do you know what my favorite ship. me: of course, it’s conler.