smft
stands for so much for that.
me: spose you love bob! -poke-
artemis: ewwwwww, no!
me: so much for that!
stands for suck my fat t-ts
thanks to cartman on south park
xiao can go smft.
swingin’ my front tail
you: did you make it out last night?
me: ya i was dancing at the bar just smft.
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