when you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your r-ct-m and uncross them. enjoy
last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
please baby let me smiling caboose you!
shaking my muddafather smurfing darn head the gas prices are rising as my pay/wages remain the same and/or decreasing. smmfsdh
- Soapy Milkshake
by where person #2 by use of a drinking straw sucks person #1’s s-m-n from the shower drain (other drains may be used) after person #1 jacks off in the shower. other names include the russian thirst quencher, the lawyer’s teapot, and the plumbers smoko fred treated his flatmate steven to a tasty soapy milkshake
- smoke your pole
suck your d-ck. first used in the movie ‘cruising’ (1980) starring al pacino. “have you ever had another man smoke your pole?”
- Spicy Burrito
while recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your d-ck all the way into the back of her throat. on the second gag, she should throw up on your d-ck while you pull out. the girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up. “dude, ted gave amanda a spicy […]
the s-xiest pair of jordans in the world :’d i just qot my spizas’ :