Smilodon
a woman so old that when she dates younger guys she qualifies more as a prehistoric cat than a cougar
jake: i hear joe is dating a cougar
mike: oh god no, his girlfriend is like 80, she’s really more of a smilodon. think there are paintings of that chick on cave walls
a large feline, colloquially known as the saber-toothed tiger.
who needs a guard dog, if you have a pet smilodon
a narcissistic idiot who can’t believe they have not won a mix tape compet-tion. a smilodon not only accuses the winner of cheating, but also has everyone he knows try to attack the quality of said winner’s product…making himself look like a complete tool in the process.
dude, come on…you’re seriously being a smilodon right now and it is not cool…second place isn’t the worst thing in the world, and you’re coming off as a sore loser…
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