Smilvation
salvation achieved by meeting a (super) milf. it’s not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she’s stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.
a: man, i feel so alive again!
b: what happened?
a: i saw your mother this morning, and i had this incredible smilvation!
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