smimy
a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.
holy p-ss, that was the biggest smimy i have ever seen! turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
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to perform a raspberry to a woman’s veva. a v-g-n-l bl-wj-b, literally. my boyfriend smoams me when i want an alternative to s-xual intercourse.
- Smokey Gobbler
a woman that can give a bl-wj-b while puffing on cigarette at the same time. most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms. look at the smoke lines on her face, i bet she’s given a smokey gobbler or two in her day.
- smoke and sled
what you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things. john: do you want to go sledding? me: sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it. john: yea, let’s smoke and sled.
- smutko
a g-r-e-a-t last name for a guy. and the man with the last name is usually hawt! normally with a nice b-tt=] loves making out(and feeling the female b-tt) wow! didn’t you see sm-tko by wendys?! yeah man, smooth!
- sour snatch kids
variation of sour patch kids something you want when you are either hungry or h-rny go into and ask if they have any sour sn-tch kids the globules of fishy discharge that tino produces/thrives on for survival mulleted, anti-punctuation and contraction “tino”: gimmie ‘dem sour sn-tch kids!! arrrrrggghhh! me hungwy with stwess! time to go […]