Smirf
when a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some b-tch in the face.
“take that you dirty sl-t! i just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!”
to attack with affection.
you are so cute that i’m going to smirf you.
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
i was smirfing the entire time!
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
john: “that dude in math got a f on a open book test.”
kyle: “what a smirf”
(language: canadian) single mom i’d rail for sure
“she is a smirf” or “hey, check out that smirf”.
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