Smirfjob



when a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his p-n-s a blueish color.
i gave him a smirfjob leaving his p-n-s blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

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