smirlfriend


a term used in the slums of long island… specifically east northport… where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word girlfriend.
case one:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

case two:
major hottie: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

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