Smirnis


smirnis is used to describe most likely only the s-xiest of s-xies. the smirnis (plural being smirnii) will rule the known universe with excessive power. the arch smirnis is named david.
dude, i am such a smirnis.

please don’t use the lord’s name in vain.

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