Stowe Middle School


a middle school in a town with ridiculously high taxes, but somehow the school has computers that barely function.the “dances” suck major b-lls, as most people barely even dance, and there are only 2 a year. the rules are bullsh-t, and the majority of the teachers suck. there is nothing better to do so most people just smoke pot or play xbox. not to mention there failing sports teams.
“dude, where do you go to school?”

“at stowe middle school…”

“hahahaahah! loser! more like stowe f-ggit school!”

“yeah…

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