smirnoff ice

a malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called “icing.” when iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.
jack snuck a smirnoff ice into everyone’s secret santa gift at the christmas party. when guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. one of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.
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giant b-tch drink. everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.
guy #1: you’re such a b-tch for drinking smirnoff ice.
guy #2: well at least i’m not going to p-ss out and get teabagged.

20 minutes later…

guy #3: dude, nice form on the teabag!
guy #2: thanks.
contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a b-tch drink with low alcohol content. in fact it has more alcohol content than the average beer. it also tastes way better. drinking p-ss does not make you more of a man.
scenario 1

guy 1 : (is drinking smirnoff)

guy 2 : you drink smirnoff? lol!

guy 1 : hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

guy 2 : ……. what the…. what the h-ll! beer only has 4.2% alc and smirnoff ice has 4.5%?

guy 1 : yes , you’re an idiot.

scenario 2 :

guy 1 : (is drinking smirnoff ice)

guy 2 : smirnoff? lol f-g!

guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
the stuff that got me drunk for the first time
smirnoff is awesome
the best alchohalic beverage in the -whole- -f-cking- -world-
smirnoff ice is my pride and joy
an alcoholic drink made by the smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it’s clear. it comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than sh-t. it has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can’t remember of the top of my head but i think it’s around 10-20 proof).

oftentimes called a b-tch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

the good flavors taste a lot like sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
guy 1: what are you drinking?
guy 2: green apple flavored smirnoff ice!
guy 1: dude, that’s such a b-tch drink.
guy 2: shut up, you know you love it.
the ultimate b-tch drink.
jon is such a b-tch. word on the street is that he plays quarters with smirnoff ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
cr-ppy premium malt beverage. tastes like a can of sprite that somebody took a p-ss in.
smirnoff ice is nasty sh-t.