smited
what a moron will say instead of smote.
uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b
being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. it’s as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. the person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.
after banging…
“i am so smited!”
the past-tense of smite.
andrew: i have smited you.
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