Smithed
a s-xual act named after the mormon g-d joseph smith. to smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in african american slang.
i’m not ready for kid number 13 so when i was ready i pulled out and smithed all over her back.
neo, after being shot numerous times.
neo thought he was cool until he got smithed.
smithed (transitive verb)
to be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. usually related to employment.
often one is smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
he had been designing all the new dishes. after being smithed by his incompetent boss he is just working in shipping.
to get owned, particually by mrs. wendy smith.
dude! josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!
to be violated, usually by an opposing gang member to show power and superiot-ty.
aw sh-t, luther just got smithed by the warriors!
when posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embar-ssment or random confusion.
“he packed so much in my bun i thought i was going to explode.-
edit: aw sh-t, smithed again!”
-in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.
when a guy/girl deliberately styles and dresses in a gender ambiguous way. term derived from the song “dude looks like a lady” by aerosmith.
“dude, check out that girl’s -ss”
“i don’t think that’s a girl. if she is, she’s pretty smithed. and has a large p-n-s.”
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