smithfield, va


aka smithvegas, ham town, the ham caital of the world

a nothing to do small town about 30 minutes from everywhere. one middle school and one high school. and everyone is related to everyone. our biggest employer is the meat packing plant. smithfield foods.
smithfield, va…the ham capitol of the world!!

Read Also:

  • chicken bummer

    to chase down, or run down a chicken and f-ck it hardcore in the -ss kaite said “i’m gonna chicken b-mmer that b-tch, chicken.”

  • Chicken Talk

    to talk about something you arent soposted to talk about. “my partner locked up cuzz we chicken talked” bullsh-t conversation that makes no sense whatsoever. a topic that is crazy and irrelevant to the current situation. a conversation mainly about fighting, drugs, and violence. i don’t wanna hear your chickentalk today! what does this chickentalk […]

  • s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s.

    noun. dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) pr-nounced “smithness”. the smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter) the s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

  • dyslegsic

    dyslexia of the legs. makes ddr really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should. i was so drunk i was dyslegsic last night.

  • Chicken Twat

    a complete lummox, a jerk, an absolute social boor. beyond a schmuck. gawd! can you believe the guy at the bar who’s been cruising me? he is such a chicken tw-t. 1. someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated v-g-n- and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a […]


Disclaimer: smithfield, va definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.