Smithville
smithville, texas…
a sh-tty–ss town filled with white trash and rednecks. the only cool thing about this town is that it has had a few big films shot in it. that’s all.
everyone knows everyone. there’s nothing to do here except go to church, eat at “pockets”, or walk around the cute, little, streets filled with ancient historical houses. the schools suck, and their football team shouldn’t exist.
oh, and if you plan on finding a walmart, good luck!
me: “oh hey! we’re going to smithville this weekend!”
you: “where?”
me: “exactly. exactly.”
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