Smiti pose
by the way.
the other definition is wrong!
this is the real definition:
an o-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. almost seems to be put-on, i mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
-smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on-
……. -5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose-
smiti: ahhh i just saw a spider!
showing a shocked expression purposely. however looking particularly fake.
i saw a spider oh my god!_ sarcastically_”omg thats such a smiti pose
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