smitsbrah
the first living proof that our race is going backwards: the “cougarsmits” is a boy so crushed by personal insecurity he adopts the persona of an obnoxious -rs-hole to gain social acceptance
person 1 at party: “whose that absolute f-ckwit over there trying to pull chicks?”
person 2: “im pretty sure he calls himself smitsbrah, should i snap his neck and put him out of his misery?”
person 1: “nah just let natural selection take care of it”
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