smittle


to -j-c-l-t- in a girls mouth and then have her spit the c-m in your -n-l p-ssage “butcrack” and then slurp and/or lick it out
mike loves to smittle
being a fat -ss f-ck. who sw-sses all day. (sw-ss = sweaty -ss)
hey breh, hit the gym up. you’re looking smittle as f-ck. kill yourself.
smittles. a word for when something bad happens or you want to insult some one.
” oh smittles i just mistakin wiped my self with my homework” or ” you stupid smittlehead you just wiped urself with your homework”

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