Smiv
a small, globulous lifeform most likely found flogging herself about, but also always maintaining the end, a bell thereof, in multiple contexts. also known for making the teas, fetching the chinese, and looking like the -rs-s of chimpanzees. moon. lol. always with a “lol”.
smiv, make the teas.
smiv, fetch the chinese. come on, less b-m and more run!
shutup smiv.
fu-k off, smiv. you tw-t!
innit smiv ;d x
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