smoke your ass
verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes
yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what’d you say
i yelled “kristin what the h-ll are you doing?! tushar is gonna smoke your -ss!”
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so
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