Smlum
smlum is the mixture of sm-gm-, blood and c-m. this occurs when someone with a severe case of sm-gm- has an -rg-sm and his c-m-shot takes the sm-gm- along with his bl–dy c-m.
i went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my p-n-s got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.
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