suck me off c-nt
used in a public area around juniors.
dave: hey timmy, i just won free tickets!
timmy: like i care, smoc!
3 more definitions
small man on campus. a person who sucks at everything.
guy 1: “dude, phil has no friends.”
guy 2: “yeah, he’s such a smoc.”
smoking moment of clarity
when a smoker realises something while taking a break to smoke a cigarette.
contemplation and clear thinking when smoking a cigarette.
i just had a smoc and decided to quit my job
single mother, only child – a man who’s single mother has coddled him to the point of permanent weakness resulting in a constant state of hidden worry and endless complaining.
her boyfriend is a total smoc, all he does is get drunk and complain about things like how escalators are poorly positioned at sporting events.
- Smokin' a Raisin
dragging on a cig after its been lit and put out…. cause it tastes like a raisin! is that lit? nah, i’m smokin’ a raisin son!
- SpongeBob frame
a body shape resembling that of spongebob squarepants. joe: i heard that jessica likes you. mike: she’s not my type. she has a spongebob frame.
a form of open-heart surgery, performed exclusively with a spoon, preferably rusty. the goal of the procedure is to make the heart stop reciprocating, and is accomplished by repeatedly jabbing the rusty spoon into the subject’s heart. this is performed best on people you hate. i would really like to perform spoogery on that motherf-cker […]
to be scruffy or cute hey, that hot girl over there’s looking pretty d-mn squiff! 9 more definitions a s-xy young girl that wears sl-tty clothing and puts out. also can be used as another word for p-ssy. example: we should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff. example: ed’s sister is […]
someone who over posts on social media. jasmine is such a squirter, she’s been squirting all day about her break up. porter was being a squirter on my page during the game. 7 more definitions the magnificent and rarely seen art of female -j-c-l-t–n. that can result in a spurt of lady love juice that […]