smoff
abbreviation for “suck me off.” usually used as a subst-tution for ‘shut up’ or ‘f-ck off.’
anthony: hey lex, let’s go smoke.
lex: sorry, i cant, i’m going to volunteer at the special olympics
anthony: smoff b-tch. lets go.
this word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. usually used for the word f-ck.
-smoffs-
go smoff yourself.
you smoffing loser.
smoff you!
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