Smogging
the act of jogging in a heavily polluted urban setting, i.e through the smog of l.a.
janet: “hey cindy how was jogging earlier today?”
cindy: “jogging? more like smogging! it was such a struggle! thank god i had my nalgene and a clif bar”
janet: “that’s why i don’t run in this city”
sure it is janet, sure it is.
the act of jogging while smoking.
nick- i saw someone smogging the other day and oddly my first thought was i want to try that.
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