Smoid
to shove an object (often phallic) into a person’s bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.
no penetration is necessary. it is simply a friendly -ssault on a friend’s bottom.
also exclaim “smoid!” while performing this action.
darren was bending over tying his shoes so i yelled ‘smoid!’ and shoved a cuc-mber in his -ss. he wasn’t too pleased…
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