Smokepoo
1. n. bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. djarum specials.
2. adj. {smokepoodom} a state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. djarum specials, which is not to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.
3. n. {smokepootative} cigarettes utilized as a laxative.
4. v. {smokepoo’d} having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.
“dude, i’m telling you! you’ve gotta pull over, i’ve got a major smokepoo coming on!”
“hehe… man, i feel so relaxed… oh wow, i’ve hit smokepoodom stage. be back in a bit.”
“dang… that cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and i don’t have any money for x-lax. you got any smokepootatives at your place?”
“i hit up the stogies big time, and i tell ya… i got majorly smokepoo’d… feelin’ much better.”
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