Smokerastination
the process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.
bob: can i have a cigarette?
smokerastinator: sorry dude, i don’t have any
bob: but you bought a carton on tuesday
smokerastinator: yea dude, but i’ve been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.
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