Smoker’s Window Syndrome


1. the effect that a slightly open car window (2 to 4 inches) has on the probability one will take up the habit of smoking.
2. the fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. the long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.
bob: “it’s a bit stuffy in here. let me open the window a bit.”
frank: “no no no, bob! either put the window all the way down or leave it up! you know smoker’s window syndrome will set in and you’ll run to buy a pack!”

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