Smokey Blumpkin


a girl performing oral s-x on a guy while he is taking a sh-t and smoking a joint.
yo dude, i was at a party and that sl-t martina, was all wasted and i was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a sh-t…and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

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