Smokey the Badass
smokey the bad-ss is the replacement for the old ‘smokey the bear’.
he has a hook for a leg and his bad-ssery is unmatched by other bears like yogi and winnie.
he urinates pure fire.
i’m bad-ss.
you know who’s bad-ss? smokey the bad-ss. he p-sses fire on forest fires. ‘bad-ss’ fire beats fire.
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