smokin’ the bear


an expression used to describe d-ck-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly s-x. they may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an “i break for bears!!!” b-mper sticker on their trucks. they may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and s-xy smile. truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or w-ng wranglers)…all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming p-ssion for sucking each other’s sausage.
ken and josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other’s crotch as much oral attention as possible. they absolutely love smokin’ the bear.

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