Smokin’ Tires
the act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:
a) ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) to fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you’re a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
nick: i like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can i be certain that those around me notice i’m an inconsiderate douchebag?
andy: smokin’ tires, it’s the only way.
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