smoking aardvark


a smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the p-n-s is hanging out of a open zipper.
jill was very upset, so steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. steve dangled it in front of her. jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and steve is unhappy.

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