smoking is bad for you
a phrase that w-nkers, c-ck suckers, preps, and f-ck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
a) smoking is bad for you.
b) holy sh-t! this stuff is bad for me?!?! why didn’t anyone tell me?!?! oh wait, there’s a f-cking warnign on the side of the pack, which i see every godd-mned day! p-ss off, you c-ck-sucking-preppy–ssed-f-ck-witted-w-nker!
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