Smoking Lavender
if somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. you’ll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it’s lovely, lavender-like scent.
if you’re sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear h-m-s-xual.
smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you’ll become sad. so kids, don’t smoke lavender!
josh: hey, bring some booze and we’ll get jungled with my lavender! i’m gonna get so high when i’m smoking lavender!
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