smoking
a simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your s-x appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don’t give a d-mn about well-being.
smoking is a great way to increase the cost of your health insurance and life insurance, and your likelyhood of needing to utilize them.
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way of paying large amounts of tax.
dont talk to me about income tax… i smoke
could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn’t realize are probably from smoking. smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. it is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. seriously, don’t do it.
emphysema (a pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air sp-ces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. it can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. please don’t let it kill my brother.
a legal form of suicide.
he was depressed so he started smoking.
natural selection in action – quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.
smoking – tell yourself you’re cool when you contract lung cancer.
a disgusting habit that slowly kills you. an insane amount of teenagers now smoke. it is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to “be cool”. this may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. the only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the f-ck out.
i used to smoke, but i quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain f-cking stupid.
the only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
ridiculously f-cking hot.
that dude is f-ckin smoking. let’s order him a few more pints so we can get it on.
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