smole
when someone smiles with a big a mole on his face. the mole must be of adequate size to distract you from any of there other features.
kyle has a great smole.
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a tattoo that is total cr-p and will become, if not already, more embar-ssing with age.
a tattoo of bugs bunny trapped in a jail made of tribal prison bars with a chinese character in a thought bubble, is a smole!
an inferior person.
caroline: “look at terrence, he’s such a smole.”
christina: “i agree.”
to smoke a bowl out of a pipe, bubbler, bong, or a handmade pipe.
kevin: “lets go smole!”
pat: “yeahh brooo, got some dro? cause’ i got the pipe!”
slang for v-g-n-. derived from a spoonerism of “smoking pole” – “poking smole.” they are in fact complete opposites, ionizing the world into two groups: pole smokers and smole pokers.
john holmes, notable professional smole poker, died of aids in 1988 after poking one smole too many.
combination of smell and hole
question: honey, have you seen my cell phone?
answer: if it were up your smole, you’d know it.
to smole is the act of walking through a club or bar with the intention of finding a partner. it will be discussed earlier in the night if you are out to ‘smole’ or not, and if so, a lap of the club/bar will ensue to help spot out potentials.
“i can’t wait to smole tonight”
“are we smoling tonight?”
“we’re gonna have a good old smole’
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