Smolover
a very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. a smolover feels that she (it) is s-xy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. a smolover lurks at lunch time… seeking it’s prey to swallow whole in one gulp. when anxious, the smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
the smolover most resembles sigmund the sea monster.
“don’t be such a smolover.”
“do you smell that? must be a smolover!”
“i feel a chill up my spine… must be a smolover lurking close by”
“smolover!”
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