Smonk


smonk is to be sminked and vice versa
1. i walked to the shop today and slipped on my twll. i got smonked!

2. when we went to the circus i met sminky the smonk.

3. after a night of romance i accidentally smonked my pants.
a smurf monk
“wow, that blue beanie really makes him look like a smonk!”

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