Smoo
a bad word that you’re not supposed to say.
(from the 90’s sitcom dinosaurs)
baby: “smoo!”
everyone else: -gasp!-
the female s-x organ we spend 9 months trying to get out of and most men spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
her smoo smelled of fish.
korean way of saying smooth
this alcoholic beverage goes down so smoos.
this is not rough; it is smoos.
female genitals, normally referring to those where all pubic hair has been removed.
check out the sweet smoo on her!
another synonym for v-g-n- derived from an old-school nokia autocorrect for the word ‘poon’.
groovin’ the smoo!
a smooth patch where the genitals should be. the area need to be regually power sanded
unidentifiable juices are secreted from this area when aroused
hey, whats that noise?
its just someone smooing their area
to woo a lady smoothly! with charm and grace and no impolites.
i’m smooing that lady with all the charm and grace i can muster.
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