smoochie


a lover, best friend, someone who you smooch with. babycakes.
a funky chicken booface.
i love my smoochie(s)
a nickname for a girl that gives out lots of smooches.
man, the smooches i get from my smoochie are out of this world!
noun: an obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). they are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.
“get a load of that smoochie!”, “that smoochie won’t stop following me”, “oh my lord that smoochie’s belly is coming through her clothes.”

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