Smoodiver


refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

a person who goes down on the smoo. can be a male or female.

derivation is from a new zealand sketch comedy show called moon tv.
derek: “man, i love to munch on the p-ss-y”
jeff: “really?”
derek: “yeah bro, i’m a smoodiver from nam”

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