Smooge, Smuge, Smouge


a.)a cross between smudge and splooge,spluge,splouge.

b.)a small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of -j-c-l-t- that comes from a mans p-n-s.
“just put a smooge, smuge, smouge of vodka in my o.j.”

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