smook
subst-tuting term for obnoxious jack-ss waste of sp-ce and time
ah my ex-wife,she’s such a smook!
1. a name for a loved one. meaning you’re cute. smooks smookie shmooker-poo
kevin laclaire is my smookie.
a smug look = smook
dwight schrute gives the camera a smook at least once an episode on “the office”.
smoking out of your -ss, generally marijuana but cigarettes and cigars also can be smooked
you guys been smooking a lot this summer going to turn your -sshole all black and tar filled
when a gook smokes constantly he is a smook.
smoke + gook = smook
my clothes stink because i was standing next to a smook at the bus stop.
1. a person deserving of suspicion, or undeserving of trust, who arouses feelings of discomfort. e.g. a spy, tattletale, narc or informant.
2.a person who is overly loyal to the ideas of law, order, and “normalcy”, so much that he may become a nuisance or even a threat.
3. an obvious pervert.
1. i think there was a smook in the crowd at the politcal rally last weekend.
2. that creepy guy in the suit at my party turned out to be a total smook, he called the cops because your brothers young friends were drinking!
3. who is that man looking at us from those bushes? we should leave, he looks like a smook.
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