Sporkie
the awkward moment when a customer’s joke falls flat with a restaurant server. witnesses are allowed to call out the sporkie for what it is.
when ordering, dan’s jovial request for a side order of the server’s phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.
the sound emitted from the -ss when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. results in a wet outcome.
1) instead of an amen i let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) as a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
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