Smoop
everything and anything, yet so much better. the alpha, the omega. would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. you must embrace the smoop, or die. like g-d, only much better.
josh: you smell.
michael: fight me.
josh: take this!
michael: -is protected by smoop-
josh: -implodes-
smoking and p–ping at the same time.
i like to have a nice smoop after dinner.
an acronym, loosely formed from the phrase “slow-moving people.”
“it took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere.”
swiping; the act of swiping with one’s large toe.
“i smooped the sh-t out of that b-tch after she put my cat in the freezer.”
smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, p–p. generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.
oops! got to go. d-mn i wish i hadn’t worn those new white capris. i had to smoop and didn’t make it!
a smelly p–p
britney spears: hey justin, where were you?
justin timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.
a small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.
she is the smoop.
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